VOTL: Are you aged between 18 and 35?
VOTL: I'm sorry our parameters are very tight (you wanna buy a bigger size then) so you don't qualify.
And a debt company who insisted that this address is listed as having unsecured loans
VOTL: Hello my name is Paul
It so wasn't Paul. If he was called Paul from birth, well lets put it this way his accent wasn't sending me Paul vibes.
Me: (giggling) Hello Paul.
Paul: (yeah right) I have it listed here that this address has unsecured loans would you like help with your debt?
Me: 1, that's not correct and 2, I don't have any debt
Paul: You don't have any debt?
Me: Apart from our mortgage, no.
Paul: No unsecured loans?
Me: No loans of any type.
Paul: Credit cards?
Me: All cleared and cut up.
Me: I'll stop you there Paul. I'm not the person you're looking for. We cleared our debts ready for when our new baby arrived. I'm on maternity leave. I have no debt. I have no money either but I have no debt. I don't owe anyone a penny and I don't have a penny.
Paul: You have no personal debt?
Me: None. No one in this house does.
Paul: Who lives in your house?
Me: Well not that it's any of your business but seeing as we've been on this call quite a while I feel I know you now Paul so there's myself, my husband, our 3 month old son and Oscar.
Paul: Maybe Oscar has an unsecured loan?
Me: I doubt that very much. He's a cat!
Click. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Bye, bye Paul.
I enjoyed that!