Friday, 24 December 2010

The One with the Alternative Christmas Message

It's been quite a week! So firstly sorry I've been neglecting you all. When things straighten out in the New year please look forward to many blogs on the trials of credit card fraud, upset tums, squity bums, hubbies flu and for god sake please will someone tell me where to take my son's poo sample!

In the meantime this is my gift to you all this Christmas time, as a thank you for reading the randomness, for all your support in 2010 and hopefully continued support in 2011.

My alternative Christmas song.. to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland (and not for the easily offended)

Sleigh Bells ring, are you listening
Down the lane, someone's pissing
A beautiful sight, I stepped in some shite
Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Gone away is the blue bird,
But he's left us a big turd,
It's covered in ice
And doesn't smell nice
Walking in a Winter Wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Making him a hat from a sock.
Two eyes made out of black coal,
And a massive carrot for a cock!

Later on, we'll perspire,
Having nook by the fire,
We'll have lots of fun
And you'll burn your bum
Walking in a Winter Wonderland!

Merry Christmas and (as Dave Allen used to say) may your God be with you..

1 comment:

  1. Humming along nicely to that one - just my luck though I'll sing it out loud when my MIL is about....!!!