Me: Hello
VOTL: Hello, who's that?
Me: Who's that? You called me.
VOTL: Is that Debbie?
Me: No. I think you have the wrong number
VOTL: Who is that?
Me: Well if you don't know who you called I'm not going to tell you.
I swear if Jeremy Beadle was still alive today I'd think this was a wind up.